A LAUGH A DAY by: OL' E.T. SEZ

#090427 In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless person is a shame, two is a firm and three or more is a congress - John Adams

#090428 If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Marl Twain

#090429 I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a person standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

#090430 If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! - P.J.O'Rourke